Just when you thought Myspace wasn't enough....

Bored. Bored bored bored bored bored.

Not even a Mythbusters marathon can cure my boredom. Plus, I've overeaten. I need to go out and do something to burn all this crap in my belly.

OH GOOD HEAVENS!!! THEY'RE EXTRACTING VENOM FROM SPIDERS!!! HOLY MOTHER OF GANDHI!! I really hate spiders. Their bodies are just so creepy.

Wow. Daddy long leg spiders have fangs big enough to break the dead layer of skin on a human. Ew.

I'm gonna go bowling now.
Or ice skating. That sounds more fun.

WHEEEEE!!!

Now I can blog not once... but TWICE!!!! Myspace AND here!!!

I feel so coupled up in my room because I'm sick. I WANT TO GO ADVENTURING. MY BODY (despite the fever) WANTS TO GOOOOO!!!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ISN'T IT!?

Apparently not.

I shouldn't kill you yet.

WOW. Um, talk about vibrating boundaries.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the festive layout, but it hurts my eyes. Hard core. YIKES.

Oooh, look at that. The Google ad on my page says I can meet SEXY women. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO.

Wow. My eyes are burning. I'm gonna go now.